I haven't done one of these for awhile, but I've experienced a few things lately that I know other moms can relate with!
Your house is perpetually covered with a light dusting of Ritz Cracker crumbs.
You "go to the bathroom" just so that you can have some alone time.
You have to hold back tears of joy when someone offers to do the dishes for you.
You ask for a nap for your birthday.
You have walked around your house for several hours oblivious to the fact that there's someone else's poop all over your shirt. (True story.)
You swear that you can hear the sound of mischief, and you run at light-speed to prevent it.
I'd love to hear some of the funny moments you've had that remind you that you're a mom :)