- You know what television shows air from 3 to 5 in the morning
- Being showered and dressed by noon is considered early
- Someone else's bodily fluid is all over you, and all you do is shrug your shoulders and grab the stain remover stick
- You live your life in intervals (i.e. between your child's naps, between play-dates and making dinner, etc.)
and
- The phrase "shopping alone" is synonymous with the word "heaven"
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