Sunday, March 11, 2012

You Know You're A Mom When...


- You know what television shows air from 3 to 5 in the morning

- Being showered and dressed by noon is considered early

- Someone else's bodily fluid is all over you, and all you do is shrug your shoulders and grab the stain remover stick

- You live your life in intervals (i.e. between your child's naps, between play-dates and making dinner, etc.)

and

- The phrase "shopping alone" is synonymous with the word "heaven"

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