Sunday, February 19, 2012

You know you're a mom when...

- It's suddenly appropriate to sniff someone else's butt (aka your child's)

- Something spills on your/your child's clothing and you think, "it's not THAT dirty..."

- You've realized that you never really needed two hands, one will do just fine

- If a TV remote could have a speed dial, HGTV would be the number one spot

- A trip to the grocery store with your husband and child is your new version of a date

- If a task is going to take longer than 15 minutes, you convince yourself you didn't need to do it in the first place


- Words that start with the letter "B" are now your primary vocabulary: boppy, bumbo, bouncer, burp rag, butt paste, binky


  1. "It is not THAT dirty"...That is totally it.
    My daughter was rubbing her face on my chest earlier this evening and I thought "aww" she was cuddling when in fact, she was cleaning her itchy nose. My shirt is dirty and I am still wearing it. :)

  2. I'm glad you can relate! It's the badge of honor for moms :) Thanks for the comment!

  3. I don't think I could ever coordinate both my hands to perform one task ever again! Great list :)

  4. Thanks Rochelle! I'm glad other moms can relate. I hope to put up a list like this every week!


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